First you've got to find an ancient swamp, because that's where the Hipoppa and Lowpoppa plants for our secrect spices are located. Next you plant a whole lot of potato trees and wait for them to bear potatoes.

Then you find a big ole pot with a round bottom and stack fire wood around it , fill up the pot with 100% peanut oil and peel and slice your potatos. Put the potato slices into the hot oil and continually stir them with a big paddle, until golden brown. Take out the hot chips, put them in a bowl, and sprinkle on the special spices from the Hipoppa and Lowpoppa plants.

If you're tired of trying to find a swamp with secret spice plants and potato trees but still want great chips, click on the Zapp's Order Page and we'll stir up a batch just for you.

Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!
(Let the Good Times Roll)