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How to Make a Great Potato Chip
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First you've got to find an ancient swamp, because
that's where the Hipoppa and Lowpoppa plants for our secrect spices are located. Next you plant a whole lot of potato trees and wait for them
to bear potatoes. |
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| Then you find a big ole pot with
a round bottom and
stack fire wood around it , fill up the pot with our peanut oil blend
and peel and slice your
potatos. Put the potato slices into the hot oil and continually stir
them with a big
paddle, until golden brown.
Take out the hot
chips, put them in a bowl, and sprinkle on the special spices from the Hipoppa and
Lowpoppa plants. |
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If you're tired of trying to find a swamp with
secret spice plants and potato trees but still want great chips, click on the Zapp's Order Page and we'll stir up a batch just for you.
Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!
(Let the Good Times Roll) |